NeverGetBusted Tip: Teach Your Kids The Value of a Secret
After reading the wonderful article, "Pot Parents: Smoking's Better Than Drinking!," I decided to to give a tip regarding children protecting their parents so they NeverGetBusted.
Barry Cooper
NeverGetBusted Tip: How To Spot an Undercover Kop
I worked as an undercover cop in dozens of drug stings. I bought drugs. I sold drugs. I traded guns for drugs. I did all of this under the direction and watchful eye of our American government. I feel bad for using my undercover skills to cage non-violent citizens so now I use my undercover skills to bust krooked kops.
NeverGetBusted Tip: How To NeverGetRaided
During my tenure as one of America’s Top Narcotics Officers, I ran over 100 search warrants on homes across Texas. I am sad for the terror I caused these non-violent families and want you to have this next tip so you NeverGetRaided!
NeverGetBusted Tip: Be Careful Where You Buy Paraphernalia
Beware of purchasing rolling papers and blunt wraps at small convenience stores. It could get you busted.
NeverGetBusted Tip: Know The Signs of Deception
My extensive study of the FBI polygraph manual helped me destroy hundreds of American and Mexican families while I was one of America's top narco-kops.
NeverGetBusted Tip: Minimize The Smell
Never believe anything is smell-proof. Every material is porous and will eventually permeate a scent cone for a K-9 to detect. The best you can do is minimize the smell.
NeverGetBusted Tip: Swallow Your Stash
Never carry more than you can eat. Upon being stopped by the kops, simply chase the small stash down with a waiting beverage.
