NeverGetBusted Tip: Swallow Your Stash

Never carry more than you can eat. Upon being stopped by the kops, simply chase the small stash down with a waiting beverage.

It’s not illegal to smell like pot, it’s only illegal to possess it. If the officer somehow saw you swallowing and he asks you about it, tell him you weren’t swallowing anything except water. In most states there is a charge for tampering with evidence. The act of eating marijuana falls under this statute but there is no way the officer can arrest you for it because the evidence you tampered with is in your stomach and unretreivable.

This method is safe since it’s impossible to overdose to death on marijuana. In over 5000 years of recorded use, there have been no deaths caused by marijuana.

Check back weekly for new tips.