A Million Joints For Obama (Pass This Along!!!)

Obama has said and written that he not only smoked marijuana but that he inhaled it, and that was the point. He is a pretty intelligent fellow, so he must have quickly learned about the different varieties of marijuana and the qualities each possesses.

He must know about sativas, and the magical, creative mental highs and the indicas with their mellow body highs, and all the variations in between. From what I can discern, when he was smoking Skunk and Skunk #1 were popular, California Orange, Big Bud, Hash Plant, William’s Wonder… which one do you think he liked? Personally, I don’t think he was into a body high, I think it’s more likely that he was into something that either sent him psychedelically soaring or the type of pot that helped him focus and concentrate in law school.

He knows just how powerful pot can be and many of its beneficial qualities. Today it was pointed out to me that I have been ranting and raving about the administration for so long and I realize now that its not Obama’s fault… the problem is that for the past year or so he has been suffering from a THC deficiency. This is a medical emergency. Because THC keys into the body’s cannabinoid receptors, it has been shown in many research papers, especially in the work done by Ester Fried that cannabinoid deficiency can result in antisocial behavior, behavioral problems and eating disorders. His sudden symptoms are evidenced in his trips with Biden to burger joints , war like behavior, and his snickering attitude towards his true buddies- the computer proficient.

Most of us voted for Obama and were his friend so we owe it to him to do perform an intervention when we see that he has a serious medical condition.

I have a plan. It is called “A Million Joints for Obama”. If everybody who reads this blog sends Obama a joint and hands this blog to 5 of their friends, and so on and so on, we can viral this out until Obama gets millions of joints and perhaps when he discovers the perfect bouquet then he will get the.

You can cure Obama, it’s simple! Just send the joint to:

President Barack Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington DC 20500

Be sure to include the variety name and perhaps a note along these lines- Mr prez- cut the drug budget legalize it!

If you live somewhere where you have to be worried about the law, do not use your return address.

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