Toker Tailgate NFL Analysis Session Kick Off

Finally an NFL pre-game show geared to stoners! Those boring fucks on ESPN, who will get less than 55 per cent of their picks correct this 2011 / 2012 season, got nothing on the bong ripping, budder hitting, marijuana inhaling crew that will bring you Toker Tailgate NFL Analysis Session. Noon to 1 pm. Hosted by fanatic Matt Central. Tune in live via Livestream or join us in person at Vapor Central for America’s sport and Canadian cannabis. Kick off time is noon!
Unlike pro shows with former footballers who fake knowledge, our weedy webcast is filled with couch-locked potheads who have gotten high for the past 20 years every Sunday. Taking in pre-game then game-after-game-after-game. They’ve absorbed sum serious knowledge. We all know marijuana opens your mind, making it easy to suck in knowledge.
Matt Central has been doing just that for twenty years. He’s primed and had a great pre-season. Despite it being strike shortened. He’s got notes on the fantasy players you gotta have, who’s hurt / who’s not, locker room news and rumor. Our defensive tackle is more excited than a Buffalo Bills fan with season tickets.
As his co-host I’ll be keeping him talking solely about football and smoking indica. I’ve been reading up and ready to get in the trenches. Thinking football allows me to get in the head of Toronto mayor Rob Ford. I’ll be able to think a little more like his brainy brother Dougy Ford. I’m not off topic. The Fords are NFL football fanatics. Hence their love of all things American. Mayor Ford is the Fridge of politics.
I’m a little rusty on my knowledge. Does Joe Montana and Jerry Rice still play in San Francisco? It’s one liners like that, should keep Matt Central on his toes.
Once we have plenty of people tuning in, our efforts to acquire some actual talent to work with Matt Central should happen. Maybe a Ford? My efforts at hiring a retired NFL sports star haven’t been successful just yet. Ricky Williams has returned again or has he to the field. I have my eye on acquiring lineman Mark Stepnoski from Texas NORML. “During his career he amassed numerous accolades including five consecutive Pro Bowl appearances and two Super Bowl rings with the Dallas Cowboys.” He would totally beef up the HashMob starting line.
Toker Tailgate NFL Analysis Session is webcast from bring your own bud lounge Vapor Central at noon est. With a half time show starting when other half time shows start. Tune in, turn on, get informed. Click here!

Matt Mernagh
Matt Mernagh

Matt Mernagh is author of Marijuana Smoker's Guidebook The Easy Way To Identify and Enjoy Marijuana Strains ( by Green Candy Press and hosts a weekly weedy webcast The Menahuana Zone on Pot.TV every Tuesday. The Mernagh Ruling is a test case of Canada's cannabis laws and was spearheaded by Mernagh, lawyer Paul Lewin and 22 witnesses from across Canada.