POT TV – 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! I am still catatonic from last week’s Egg Nog Fiasco, therefore we have a special guest host this week (I am typing this on a little computer that I control with my tongue). Tonight, the Human Potato of Comedy (C) Jeff Paul welcomes Jordan Cohen! Chris Gaskin! Ariel Kagan! Tim Steeves! And Todd Graham! So make like a Greyhound bus seat-hogger and “scoot over” to Vapor Central, where the nugs are tight and the vibe is right! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO CEREBRO.
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM. The foolish comics feel safe. The good people of Vapor Central cling to a shred of respect for me. My colon is devoid of pastel yellow logs. Tomorrow’s 6TH ANNUAL EGG NOG FIASCO will wipe Toronto’s smug sense of security off its fat collective face! And if you thought I was kidding about the toll they take on your body, look at what Egg Nog Fiascos did to my dad over the span of 2 months. THE EGG NOG FIASCO RUINS FAMILIES!
David Heti shared Hunter Collins’s photo. Lots of shows go around, Toronto, but this one’s not to be missed. Hunter Collins drinks a scary amount of (rum and?) egg nog and sits on stage throughout an entirely long show, kibitzing with all the comics as they come on and off. Every year, one of the great feats in the comedy world.
Vapor Central! It’s one of the only venues in the world where you can smoke weed and watch comedy! If you’re looking for a new experience or just want to escape the noise, swing by Toronto’s hidden gem around 9:00PM. Visit Vapor Central’s website or in person at 667 YONGE St., Toronto Plus, this year, I will smoke 420 joints!” Promise! 9PM, only at VAPOR CENTRAL! Check out Vapor Central on Twitter . Wednesdays & Thursdays means comedy and cannabis at Vapor Central in Toronto. So come toke out to Vapor Central and laugh it up with us. 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO COBRAS.