Folks, I didn’t want to have to do this, but as a patriotic American, seeing this country going to hell under the bipartisan watch of both Democrats and Republicans, I have decided to set up a presidential exploratory committee and we will seek the endorsement of the Party Party, which at present doesn’t exist formally, but which meets regularly at bars, cafes, raves and peoples homes, amongst other places.
Obama’s latest adventurist imperialist war, the one he started in Libya, drove me to consider this option. His refusal to treat his severe Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (#MDS) has resulted in this terrible situation. This may be the only way we can get out.
The platform of the Party Party is to withdraw American troops from all the countries they are stationed. That number, 80, is probably more countries than you can name and hasn’t done the American people any good over the past 100 years.
As for Americas domestic wars, such as the War on Drugs, and the newly enhanced War on Poor People, they will be history if the findings of the committee determine I should run for office.
The Party Party’s platform also includes a provision to stop selling arms to countries all over the world, and to start making real efforts to dismantle our nuclear arsenal, whether or not Russia does.
Instead of spending money on wars, the federal government will spend money on cultural events and rebuilding infrastructure. I know that if I choose to run, it will be an uphill battle, but my endorsement as #2 anti-prohibitionist warrior will be a great launch.
The dispensaries all over the country are sure to support my campaign. I know that people are ready for something different. Believe me folks, my presidency will be different from any you have ever seen. Let me know what you think. I have to make a decision quickly so I can buy a hat to throw in the ring.
More to come.