I keep hearing all you people talking about how bad ass the us fed prison is and yadayadayada but truth be told if your not 18 and a dumb fuck YOU WILL BE FINE ! First off its the state prison you don't want to be in and theirs all types of federal prisons unlike the state pen which is just classified by numbers which you could get fucked on anyway, the federal systems much different and if you guys have'nt been to prison please don't tell this dude war stories about some shit you don't know about. I'm 28 and have my life straightened up now with a wife and kids but I have been to Prison and more than once and at a young age so Marc if your reading this don't be scared. Rule 1. Never gamble or borrow ANYTHING or accept a gift even if dude says its free cause the next day you better have what he wants or your ass is owned ! second don't go in mother fuckers cells (not till you know whats up and whos who) and don't be kicking people down soups or any of that shit to make friends! I know your a good dude but its the jungle and they are predators any sign of weakness or charity and they will suck you dry lol and last but not least if some one starts random shit with you and their not protected by any gang, race, ect ect prepare to do some time in the hole and wait till dinner time and split his fucking head open with a tray, that will be the last time you get shit. and the rape stories are hilarious I'm not saying it doesn't happen but theirs so many fags inside that theirs really no need to rape anybody, you'll see dudes using m&m's for lipstick lol its funny but seriously if Martha Stewart can make it I think you'll be OK.
Peace bro, Pahomegrown.
Submitted by Anonymous () on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 06:25.
I keep hearing all you
I keep hearing all you people talking about how bad ass the us fed prison is and yadayadayada but truth be told if your not 18 and a dumb fuck YOU WILL BE FINE ! First off its the state prison you don't want to be in and theirs all types of federal prisons unlike the state pen which is just classified by numbers which you could get fucked on anyway, the federal systems much different and if you guys have'nt been to prison please don't tell this dude war stories about some shit you don't know about. I'm 28 and have my life straightened up now with a wife and kids but I have been to Prison and more than once and at a young age so Marc if your reading this don't be scared. Rule 1. Never gamble or borrow ANYTHING or accept a gift even if dude says its free cause the next day you better have what he wants or your ass is owned ! second don't go in mother fuckers cells (not till you know whats up and whos who) and don't be kicking people down soups or any of that shit to make friends! I know your a good dude but its the jungle and they are predators any sign of weakness or charity and they will suck you dry lol and last but not least if some one starts random shit with you and their not protected by any gang, race, ect ect prepare to do some time in the hole and wait till dinner time and split his fucking head open with a tray, that will be the last time you get shit. and the rape stories are hilarious I'm not saying it doesn't happen but theirs so many fags inside that theirs really no need to rape anybody, you'll see dudes using m&m's for lipstick lol its funny but seriously if Martha Stewart can make it I think you'll be OK.
Peace bro, Pahomegrown.