Pat Robertson Says Smoking Pot is Slavery to Vegetables

Televangelist Pat Robertson said on Monday that people who smoked marijuana, used cocaine or consumed alcohol had been enslaved by vegetables.

“God gave you and me as human beings authority, he gave us dominion over everything on this Earth,” the TV preacher explained on Monday’s 700 Club. “Over all the animals, all the snakes, all the birds, all the plants, all the vegetables.”

“Cocaine is the product of a vegetable, alcohol is the product of a vegetable, marijuana is a vegetable,” he continued. “And yet, people are enslaved to vegetables. And you were made in the image of God. God made you in his image to reign and rule with him. He gave you incredible authority.”

“Why would you become a slave to a vegetable? Why? Why would you do it.?

Robertson said that he had “seen a lot of stuff” in his lifetime so he understood that people had a lot of problems, “but God Almighty can deliver you from the bondage of your addiction.”

– Read the entire article at Raw Story.



  1. Jesus on

    All seed bearing plants are “Good”.

    Smoke up the gift I gave you and enjoy. You must promise never to forget about me though. Jesus. 😉

    God bless.

  2. Anonymous on

    trees are plants,paper is made from trees ,books are made from paper.

  3. Anonymous on

    Vegetable. Sorry multi-tasking.

  4. Anonymous on

    The ones who are in enslaved are the ones who the rich oppress and exploit. I think his mind is turning into a vegatble.

  5. BLAZEDays420 on

    Is this guy on meth?