San Francisco Medical Marijuana Advocates Mourn Pot Club Closures in Mock Funeral

There were plenty of tears shed during yesterday’s funeral procession dedicated to medical marijuana and all the local dispensaries that have closed in the last year.

In the Haight, residents in black and white garb gathered around a New Orleans-style jazz band and a 12-foot papier mâché puppet of U.S. Attorney Melinda Haag as they mourned the shuttered medical marijuana dispensaries in San Francisco.

Haag’s unpopular crusade prompted the Save Safe Access coalition to initiate this mock funeral, in which residents of all ages called for Haag to stop the federal crackdown that’s closed nine dispensaries to date.

“Advocates argue that closures are needlessly driving patients into the illicit market,” Linda Stokely, Safe Access media specialist, said.

The most recent closures came on Tuesday, when the Vapor Room and HopeNet shut down after Haag sent them letters warning the dispensaries that their property would be seized and they’d end up in prison if they didn’t close their doors — now. The feds have gone on this crusade, claiming any cannabis club doing business within 1,000 feet of a school or playground needs to go.

After clogging the streets, blocking buses, and pissing off plenty of grumpy commuters, the funeral procession ended at the Federal Building, where Haag conducts her anti-pot affairs.

– Original article from San Francisco Weekly.