If I was really on the bong, I’d review music, books and other swag sent to Abort while reviewing marijuana. Guess, I’m not that great at multi-tasking or something. My marijuana reviews are inspired and influenced by music reviews. Very few writers review marijuana. Unlike record labels, no one sends you marijuana in the mail….yet. Then there’s the question of knowing the dealers and growers who have the goods worth reviewing. Finding a shit hot band is easy compared to vaporizing an incredible marijuana strain. Here’s my Top Ten Marijuana Strains for 2010. As requested by those crusty mofo editors at Abort. No order because this is the cream of cannabis.
When it comes to taste it’s head and shoulders above much of the weed I’ve inhaled all year.ChemDawg #3 had a creative couch-locking buzz.The Chemdawg was a true cannabis champ.
It’s an orgasmatic stone. A couch locking, motivating, makes sitting comfortable for chronic pain people without being to sedate buzz. Made the hairs on my arm stand on end.
Your eyelids will get very heavy after inhaling just a little of this dank indica. It’s a sedate spacey stone. Very heavy! Much different than the kush weed that is going round. The stone is very downward.
The smooth hash-y kush flavour really comes through, especially at the end of the joint. This is couch lock cannabis at its best. Will make plenty potheads drooling fools for hours. The buds release a wonderful, but light aroma when ground. I highly recommend ripping in a bong or a joint.
Gold Kush sets the standard for cannabis. It’s a stellar indica with plenty of medicinal marijuana properties. The exhale is lung expanding. Watch for coughing. Gold Kush gets the if you don’t cough you don’t get off award this year.
Hamilton isn’t known for cream cannabis. However, this sample of Headband represented. And represented heavy. Ganja gawd damn! The marijuana strain had a fantastic rich exotic dances on your pallet flavor. Loved it. Could easily vaporize it all day
Great for wake and bakes, video games, and pilates. Since first writing about fitness and weed (not that I’m a work-out freak, but I do have a regime) I’ve learned plenty of people get high and excersize. Awesome! White Rhino might be good for that. Green House Seed Co. bred White Rhino from a choice Afghan and Brazilian.
It does have the familiar flavor kush potheads will adore. Unlike traditional Afghani strains with their earthy musky sometimes mountain goat taste, Rock Star has a smooth hashish taste. Pure chroniseur cannabis. If you want to loose track of time, possibly an afternoon, then Rock Star is the weed for you.
Very astringent. But not harsh. It danks up a whole room. Not to be confused with harsh acrid AmsterdamSkunk #1. Marijuana doesn’t get any better than this.
Richie Rich’s Retard Weed
Just one toke will make you potarded. Serious. This tasty kush-y sample was tenderly grown by a chronic pained friend. His family refers to it as his retard weed. There’s something about Richie Rich’s herb that makes you stoner stupid. Fucking weed got me too. Lol.