Burglar Steals Drug Safe from Maplesville PD

This is just too rich!

According to a story in today’s Clanton Advertiser burglars broke in on Friday or Saturday and stole the drug safe. They also searched the Chief’s computer and punctured the tires of three police cars before leaving.

Apparently there is only one officer on duty in Maplesville and he was out on patrol when this happened. There was no forced entry. Smells like an inside job to me.



  1. Anonymous on

    You’re talking about two totally different tv shows, taking place in two totally different locations.. If you wanna make jokes that are actually funny your punch line’s gotta match the rest of your joke.

  2. Brian Kerr on

    Is that anywhere near Petticoat Junction or Hooterville?

    I think they should just load up the truck and move to Beverly….hills that is.

    I wonder if Boss Hog was in on it.

  3. ToxicSludge on

    Sounds like big doin’s happenin’ in bug tussle,LOL.Was the door left unlocked? Time to piss test everyone in the PD,then line them up and shoot them….just like they do to civilians.