A Million Joints For Obama (Pass This Along!!!)

Obama has said and written that he not only smoked marijuana but that he inhaled it, and that was the point. He is a pretty intelligent fellow, so he must have quickly learned about the different varieties of marijuana and the qualities each possesses.

He must know about sativas, and the magical, creative mental highs and the indicas with their mellow body highs, and all the variations in between. From what I can discern, when he was smoking Skunk and Skunk #1 were popular, California Orange, Big Bud, Hash Plant, William’s Wonder… which one do you think he liked? Personally, I don’t think he was into a body high, I think it’s more likely that he was into something that either sent him psychedelically soaring or the type of pot that helped him focus and concentrate in law school.

He knows just how powerful pot can be and many of its beneficial qualities. Today it was pointed out to me that I have been ranting and raving about the administration for so long and I realize now that its not Obama’s fault… the problem is that for the past year or so he has been suffering from a THC deficiency. This is a medical emergency. Because THC keys into the body’s cannabinoid receptors, it has been shown in many research papers, especially in the work done by Ester Fried that cannabinoid deficiency can result in antisocial behavior, behavioral problems and eating disorders. His sudden symptoms are evidenced in his trips with Biden to burger joints , war like behavior, and his snickering attitude towards his true buddies- the computer proficient.

Most of us voted for Obama and were his friend so we owe it to him to do perform an intervention when we see that he has a serious medical condition.

I have a plan. It is called “A Million Joints for Obama”. If everybody who reads this blog sends Obama a joint and hands this blog to 5 of their friends, and so on and so on, we can viral this out until Obama gets millions of joints and perhaps when he discovers the perfect bouquet then he will get the.

You can cure Obama, it’s simple! Just send the joint to:

President Barack Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington DC 20500

Be sure to include the variety name and perhaps a note along these lines- Mr prez- cut the drug budget legalize it!

If you live somewhere where you have to be worried about the law, do not use your return address.

Comments

9 Comments

  1. Anonymous on

    he has a staff that does nothing at all but open and read his mail….good luck but i really don’t think he would get them…..also watch your finger prints used gloves and don’t lick the envolope

    still would be amusing as hell to turn on CNN with the headline President Obama recieves Millions of joints from accross the US with the simple message please try and when you see its no harm legalize it

  2. Adolf Jim on

    hehe we are so talented …take some more….

  3. Anonymous on

    I will happily roll and send President Obama a joint, I mean,what would his staff do, hold them all from him? Smoke them all? It would be ludicrous. Plus, I’m sure he’d love to see the beautiful buds from Toronto :)

  4. Anonymous on

    I think its a great idea.There no way they could trace it back it.Theres no return address, to be safe go to a different post office rather then the one you live near. I think this is a sure plan. This will show our true numbers not just an ” ONLINE AUDIENCE” Im not willing to stand by that statement. Seriously think about it. If we all sent just 1/2 gram he will end up with over 500,000 grams of free marijuana that would have a vaule of over 1,000,000 dollars. You really think his not going to do the math. Math dont lie!! LETS ALL SHOW OBAMA HOW GOOD WE ARE WITH MATH!!! Everyone nows the time to stand up in what we believe in and not be scared to do this. Because come on, really is he going to track over million different letters from all over the U.S. and possibly the world when he has all this crazy awesome collection of bud before him? I THINK NOT!

  5. overgoverned on

    Obama is an illegal fascist dictator.As such his concerns are for aquiring and keeping power.While he lives the priviledged life,we are just so many ants to be stepped upon.Unless he can be convinced that legalization will add to the already near absolute oppressive power of the US federal government,he will be unmoved.

  6. Anonymous on

    I will do it. Even if it is a joke.

    I wonder what the news media will do.

    Ha Ha Ha. Fuck you Obama.

    You are not going to get elected next time if you do not make an executive order to move Cannabis out of Schedule 1.

  7. Anonymous on

    looks legit to me, I’ll do it!

  8. linnyb on

    this is a joke right? if not ILL DO IT!