WHO SAID WHAT? GUESS RIGHT AND YOU’LL WIN A PRIZE!
We present here some quotes from US Presidents and famous musicians about marijuana and drugs. Do your best to match the quotes to the speakers, and when you’re done you’ll find one extra name left over on each list.
Send us the two names that don’t match any quote, along with your contact information. We’ll do a random draw from all correct entries we receive sent postmarked by October 15.
We’ll award one Grand Prize of a $50 CC mail order gift certificate, plus two runnerup prizes of $25 certificates. Please send your entries to our general mailing address, fax 604-684-0592, or email us at [email protected].
The winners and solution will be announced in issue 59.
MATCH THE PRESIDENT TO THE QUOTE
1) I wouldn’t answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don’t want some little kid doing what I tried.
2) It’s a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews?
3) Let me tell you a true story about a boy we’ll call Charlie. He was only 14 and he was burned out on marijuana… One day, when his little sister wouldn’t steal some money for him to go and buy some more drugs, he brutally beat her.
4) When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it and didn’t inhale and never tried it again.
5) I support legislation amending Federal law to eliminate all Federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to one ounce of marihuana.
A) John F. Kennedy
B) Richard Nixon
C) Jimmy Carter
D) Nancy Reagan
E) Bill Clinton
F) George W. Bush
MATCH THE MUSICIAN TO THE QUOTE
1) The more people smoke herb, the more babylon fall.
2) I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with police.
3) We did call ourselves Vipers, which could have been anybody from all walks of life that smoked and respected ‘gage.’ That was our cute little name for marijuana.
4) We were smoking marijuana for breakfast. We were well into marijuana and nobody could communicate with us, because we were just glazed eyes, giggling all the time.
5) The song Ganja Babe is a romantic and sexual song about us smoking herb while making love. Its one of the few real sexual songs that I’ve ever written.
A) Louis Armstrong
B) Michael Franti
C) Jimi Hendrix
D) John Lennon
E) Bob Marley
F) Keith Richards
ISSUE 57 PRIZES
Finish the Ultimate Canna Crossword and send your filled in page to: Puzzlers, 15-199 West Hastings st. Vancouver BC, V6B 1H4. On October 15th, we will draw five correct entries. First prize: A Volcano vaporizer from Storz & Bickel (value: $700 US). Second: Voodoo Kit vaporizer (value: $250). Third: Happy Vappy vaporizer (value: $195). Fourth: Hardcover Cannabible 2 by Jason King (value: $60). Fifth: CC gift pack (grinders, papers, postcards).
Congratulations to the winners of our first mega puzzle prize giveaway in issue 55! The answer was Ganja Buds. Leanne in Georgia is the winner of the Happy Vappy vaporizer, plus a 24-issue subscription to CC, and Daniel in New Hampshire won a Happy Vappy too. A $100 Emery Seeds certificate goes to Connie in Hawaii, a $50 certificate goes to Allyson in Prince Edward Island, and Tina in Illinois gets a 6-issue CC subscription. Great work, guys and gals!
1 Bud ‘crystals’ where THC is concentrated
9 Our country needs new ones regarding pot
12 Pot awakens your third one
14 The war on drugs should be _____
15 Where the good little clones come from
18 No _____ on tree of life in earliest cultural record
20 National drug agent (slang)
21 What tobacco, etc. is; and pot should be
23 Risky to protect a grow-op with this
25 ‘_______ on the Roof’ played high literally
28 After cops raided his grow, he received an eviction ______
32 Hemp and renewable resources aid this
33 Cannot do, without capability
34 Prison resident (slang)
35 Jonathan Magbie’s death was more than unfortunate
36 When you’re in trouble three times
37 A good time to speak up for pot
38 Reduce synthetic use, get back to ______
40 David Malmo-Levine is one
43 Pot can grow wherever man can ______
46 A.A.-like programming for potheads (abbr.)
47 What cops’ ‘testa-lying’ in court is called
49 70’s term for an ounce of weed
50 Amsterdam hosts the ‘Cannabis ___’
52 Only top 2% need apply (many chronic potheads are in this society)
53 Pot helps you get this and enhances it
55 Digestive organ; to tolerate (pot helps both)
58 A hot spot for outdoor pot planting
59 Lowryder is one _______ of cannabis ruderalis
63 A good toking device, a type of toke
64 A person who buys High Times fake buds is a child or_____.
65 Cease, finish, tokers do this at will
68 What pot dough with yeast in it does
70 It’s half of hemp
72 Fake distraction, importer’s ‘heat’ deflector
75 Corrupt police, nasty trick
77 The King of Cannabis (french)
79 Growers are mostly these
80 Friends of freedom, or tools of oppression (eg. Radio, newspapers, TV)
82 When you have gourmet taste in pot
85 Completely high; or a horrible death
88 Pot gets moved in Peru by these relatives of camels
89 PH ___
91 Principles, morals
92 Prohibition fuels this deadly sin
94 Connect grow lights to one of these
96 What so often holds our movement back
97 Remember, pot does not hurt this
98 Marijuana and hemp both come from this
2 ‘______ Madness’ the movie
3 Usually more stoney than sativa
4 Kottonmouth Kings have a total of ten __’s released
5 Star of the show, Canadian bud @ CC Cup
6 This is no worry if your prescription is pot, abbr.
7 Cannabis Culture magazine publisher
8 Dutch seed company, abbr.
10 West coast state where great weed grows (abbr.)
11 A munchie _____ is better than a shooting _____.
12 A pixie, a creation of ergot-tripping minds
13 What color appears when nitrogen stops
16 Animal source fertilizer for your organic grow
17 Do this way for most secure grow-op
19 Circumference divided by the diameter
21 Even when high you can stand on one
22 In olden days they were hemp-made bestsellers
24 How long hemp endures
26 Cops best friend
29 Flood & drain _____
30 You could run faster from cops who find you at your outdoor grow if you had this on each shoe
34 This Mexican beer is a poor substitute for pot
35 Adding up your harvest
36 May go hermaphrodite if your plants experience this
37 John Walters is our _______
39 My job at CC is to _______ the truth
41 $10 worth of pot used to be called a ____ bag
42 A duo who grow
44 Smoke like a butterfly, sting like a bee
45 Pot-TV is all about pot on ______
48 Where they grow Annapolis Gold in Canada. (abbr.)
51 The people who frequented ‘le societe hashish’ in the 1890’s
54 Winning bud from 2004 CC Cup says “I __ Canadian”
55 Tommy Chong was in the ______ ‘The 70’s Show’
56 Take juice of crushed apples, ferment, add pot and you have ‘cannabis _____’
57 Grow rip
58 The ‘Gateway’ theory
60 What Canadian city is Hidden Jungle Cup held?(abbr.)
61 Nancy Reagan says to say this
62 The negative reputation prohibition causes to the cannabis culture.
63 Pot is good for the mind and the ____
66 A grower _____ his trade among plants
69 John Walters statement that “BC Bud is the crack of marijuana” is _______
71 Electronic means of doing income tax
73 A good harvest fills you with self ______
74 Is it 4:20 yet?
76 __ olde cannabis shoppe
77 Pina Cannaba; cannabis, pineapple, coconut juice and ___
78 Marc Emery is one of these
81 Symptomatic of alcohol withdrawl, abbr.
83 Engineer’s tool to find a true vertical line, a seaman’s depth-sounding device
84 Courts are clogged with too many ‘pot _____’
86 Cannabis leaf fingers never add up to an ____ number
87 What you do with hemp yarn when mending a sock
89 (Already) rolled joints
90 Hero of Matrix, was a stoner (you didn’t know?)
92 Ford experimented with hemp doors, but this automaker never did (abbr.)
93 Only this one can prescribe pot, abbr.
95 The source of your cuttings