John Ashcroft: Operation Pipe Dream

America’s gospel singing Attorney General John Ashcroft, (a.k.a. the Crisco Messiah) announces his latest assault on Freedom, Operation Pipe Dreams. Finally America can take down it’s double orange terror alert and rest safely without the threat of Bongs and pot friendly Internet Sites hanging over their heads. Added guest appearance from Drug Czar John “frog-face” Walters. Get rid of the big “W” and his evil cronies and switch that alert light to green America!

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