Smoke Signals

Coo-coo Cocaine Corruption

Throughout the Americas and around the world, coca-bucks have become an important part of any politician's warchest.
Snortin' Uncle Sam

Pressured in Panama

On June 19, Panama's President Ernesto Perez Balladares admitted having financed his 1994 electoral campaign with money donated by a company related to Jose Castrillo Heano, one of the leaders of the Colombian Cali Cocaine Cartel.

Lest we forget, George Bush invaded Panama to kidnap Manuel Noriega, Balladares' predecessor, who's still lounging somewhere in an American prison. Supposedly that had something to do with rooting out drug corruption, but was really about maintaining Yankee influence over the lucrative and strategic Panama Canal.

The famed naval shortcut will slip out of American grasp and into the eager hands of the Panamanian government on January 1, 2000, according to a treaty signed by US Prez Carter back in the good old days. Whether the 4,000 troops that the US keeps in Panama to coordinate regional anti-drug efforts have a broader agenda than just slaughtering native coca farmers remains to be seen, but you don't believe that the US will really just give it back, do you?

Conflict in Columbia


On August 3, Colombian President Ernesto Samper was acquitted by the Columbian Congress of having received coca-campaign financing from the same sources as his Panamanian neighbour. No-one believes that Samper didn't actually take the cash, and his vice-president resigned after accusing Samper's Liberal party of drug corruption.

In an effort to reassure the US government that he is more interested in promoting their prohibitionist foreign policy than he is in the welfare of his own people, Samper launched a campaign of complete eradication against all coca farms in Columbia.

Tens of thousands of coca farmers left their fields to gather in the big cities and protest this policy of destruction. Some of these confrontations became violent, and on August 1 in Puerto Asis, about 340 miles southwest of Bogota, soldiers opened fire upon protesting coca farmers, killing two and injuring over twenty others with gunfire and beatings. Eleven more farmers were killed by police on August 30, when thousands of farmers poured into Florencia, capital of the Province of Caqueta.

Finally, on September 14, after forty days of protests and violence, the Columbian government met with the representatives of about 60,000 farmers and agreed to pay compensation of about $3 for every hectare of coca destroyed.

Despite this show of loyalty to their prohibitionist regime, the US government considers him unfit to enter their drug-free paradise, and only reluctantly granted him a visa to speak before the UN General Assembly in New York. The fact that 8 pounds of heroin was found stashed on Samper's Presidential Jet in Bogata before it took him to the conference probably didn't do much to bolster anyone's confidence.

Corruption in Guatemala

Guatemala's Chief Prosecutor for drug crimes is deciding whether or not to launch an investigation of accusations by former DEA agent Celerino Castillo who claims that senior members of the government, military and business community were heavily involved with cocaine trafficking and murder.

Castillo outlined CIA and DEA corruption and complicity in Guatemala's cocaine trade in his 1994 book Powder Burns. In July of this year Guatemalan daily newspaper Siglo Veintinuno published a list of prominent businessmen and past members of the government whom Castillo had fingered as corrupt.

Castillo has also expressed disdain for any government investigation. "They're going to put on a show," he said, "and the judge is going to either quit or get killed."

CIA: Cocaine in America

Never a nation to be outdone when it comes to government corruption, the downtrodden citizens of the Excited States recently saw their national spy service stripped naked in their daily papers. The San Jose Mercury News ran a series called "Dark Alliance" in August, which detailed how, during the Reagan years, the CIA shoveled tons of cheap cocaine into the heart of Los Angeles ghettos, and used the many millions derived thereby to fund their guerrilla terrorists in Nicaragua.

The San Jose Mercury described the situation as "one of the most bizarre alliances in modern history: the union of a US-backed army attempting to overthrow a revolutionary socialist government, and the Uzi-toting 'gangstas' of Compton and South-Central Los Angeles."

CIA Director John Deutch called the claims "ludicrous" but, under pressure from Congressmen, President Clinton, Drug Czar Barry Mcaffrey and pretty well everyone else who reads the paper, reluctantly ordered CIA Inspector General Frederick Hitz to launch an internal probe on the subject, which is to be released in late November.

An internal probe? That sounds serious. This could all lead to an official letter of reprimand, or maybe someone will even get a two-week suspension, with pay of course. Stay tuned.

Clinton, Ronnie and Ollie

CIA Inspector Hitz is a busy guy these days, as he's also got to deal with stories that US President Bill Clinton is implicated in the CIA cocaine scandal as well. Attentive readers will remember that we already heard about all these federally sanctioned shenanigans during the Ronnie & Ollie Show, which played to packed houses of questioning congressmen and special senate committees during the late 80's. In his supporting role as Governor of Arkansas, Bill supposedly allowed an isolated Arkansas airstrip in the city of Mena to be used by CIA pilots as a base to send out the weapons and bring back the coke.

Not to worry, as Inspector Hitz has this one covered as well, and is investigating allegations that the CIA influenced and curtailed law enforcement investigations of the airstrip.

Here at CC we're confident that all CIA investigation into illegal CIA activities will be totally impartial, and that all the evidence will be carefully filed and documented, then completely destroyed before anyone else can prove what they've been up to.

Clinton's Cocaine Connection

Clinton's surely grateful that no-one's mentioned his half-brother Roger , who's 1985 conviction for possession of the perfidious powder got him fifteen months in the slammer. The FBI played the media tapes of Roger bragging that he took cocaine 12 times a day and routinely brought impressionable women back to the Governor's Mansion to play romper-room .

Roger Clinton received a reduced sentence for testifying against his employer, Arkansas investment banker Dan Lasater, who was convicted in '86 of distributing cocaine to friends on over 200 "special occasions." Bill Clinton pardoned Lasater in 1990, one week after winning a fifth term as Governor.

Coincidentally, Lasater handled about $664 million in Arkansas bond contracts while Clinton was Governor. Could it be that President Bill is just as familiar with the joys of coca-cash as was Ronnie Raygun? Maybe it's not just the politicians, but the actual institutions which have become addicted to the big time coca-bucks.

What's a loyal yank to do? Support your government of course. Roll up some twenties and start snorting, it's more fun than paying taxes!

~ Bianca Sind



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