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Cannabis Intoxication Warp Factor 10

German traffic cops are testing a new way to measure just how stoned you really are. Their new blood test is supposed to show exactly how much THC is in the system, and anyone with a Cannabis Intoxication Factor of 10 or over is presumably as unfit to drive as someone with a blood-alcohol level of 0.11. Of course we all know that smoking pot actually makes you a better and more cautious driver, but the prospect of a random roadside blood test should be enough to keep anyone with even a hint of oregano on them off the autobahn.

~ Dana Larsen



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