Greg's Moroccan Adventure

by Greg

Cannabis Canada's foreign correspondent is a 23 year old writrer, cannabis smoker, Grateful Deadhead, and Honours Graduate from Simon Fraser University. Greg recalls his visit to Morocco in 1992.

After reading about the rituals and rites of Moroccan cannabis users, and looking into the reports of its many visitors (including Paul Bowles, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg and Kieth Richards), I felt that I had to plant my feet on the soil of this mythic land to meet the people, see the holy sights, and taste some of the sweet hash celebrated by residents and visitors alike.

 

A Train Ride from Hell

My Moroccan Odyssey began with a train ride from hell: a nine day sleepless Eurail purgatory from Santorini Island in Greece to Alcatheris in Spain. Alcatheris is the small border town where ferries leave for Tangiers, Morocco.

I arrived in Alcatheris in the afternoon and heard that the last ferry of the day was leaving. I raced to the port, bought a return ticket and began one of the strangest journeys of my life. Along with the Arabian music coming from the speakers fixed to the ceiling, a pervasive climate of fear filled the ship. Most of the passengers on board were staring at me. In my hiking boots, with my big blue Mountain Equipment knapsack and long hair, I felt like a sitting duck. Worse yet: a sore, green thumb.

 

Cops, Robbers & the Marrakesh Express

My arrival on Moroccan shores was punctuated by the threat of arrest from a false policeman brandishing what looked like a rusty piece of metal as a badge. I managed to escape his insane clutches and tried to ignore the rest of the hustlers who crowded in on me with every step. Filled with the fear of a new arrival, I climbed aboard the first train I saw.

An hour into the ride I realized that I had gotten aboard the wrong train. A friendly stranger informed me of my mistake and we got off the train at the small seaside town of Asilah. My new Moroccan friend and I walked from the train station to the centre of town. He told me he was a telephone operator in Spain. I knew he was lying though his teeth, however, I had nothing to do until the right train to Marrakesh arrived.

When we got to town my new friend asked me if he could buy me a tea. I accepted and we went into a small sidewalk café. The café was pleasant and looked over Asilah's seaside and its Medina (the Arabic part of town). It was here that I first smelled the exotic, sweet, slightly spicy aroma of Moroccan hashish.

At the back of the cafe I noticed some elderly men playing a board game and passing a long-stemmed pipe. At this point, however, I was too paranoid to ask what they were smoking. After a delicious hot peppermint tea (with the leaves served in the glass), my new friend asked me if I wanted to visit a traditional Berber cafe. "Of course" I said, the words traditional and berber conjuring up images of old world Arabic nomads smoking cannabis as they travelled from village to village.

The offer turned out to be a setup, and I narrowly escaped being strong armed into buying some Moroccan clothes by my new "friend" and three of his cronies in a dingy backwater flat in the Medina. The men let me go after I offered them some oranges. They started to laugh, gave me back my knapsack and I walked out into the street. This is the kind of shit my mother warned me about, I thought to myself.

After this unsuccessful and slightly unnerving encounter, I decided to drop the idea of scoring hash in Asilah. Instead, I went back to the train station and read my Graham Greene novel. Once aboard the train, heading south, I realized that I was on the fabled Marrakesh Express of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young fame. Yes, there were "chickens, pigs and everything" on board. Although I smelled the old smoke ring of ganja, I stayed in my sleeper car, protecting two older European women from the advances of the eager Moroccan men.

 

A Stop on the Gringo Trail

The train arrived in Marrakesh the following morning. Marrakesh looked hot, red and flat. I left the women at the train station and headed for the bus station. I knew that I wouldn't be staying in Marrakesh. Instead, I got on a cheap bus and headed towards Essouira, a small town on the coast. Essouira has long been known as a "freak" town and a regular stop on the "gringo trail".

In fact, (as guide books to Morocco never fail to mention), Jimi Hendrix had stayed in Essouira in 1967 and 1968. I decided to follow Jimi's ghost. Part of the impetus of my travels is to document the last outposts of the "counter-culture" experience. Essouira, with its legacy of hash smoking hippies lying on the beach, seemed to be the perfect place for finding cannabis, covering the freaks, and recovering from the rest of the hard fought "EuroDisney" trail.

 

Peppermint Tea & Tobacco

The bus ride to Essouira was exceptionally beautiful. As we headed towards the coast the desert began to recede and oases began to appear. People seemed happy and the small towns that dotted the bush route fascinated me. I kept my eyes peeled for evidence of cannabis use, but I couldn't see any. At one point an old man with rotting teeth offered me some interesting looking white snuff, but I declined, lest I be drugged and robbed of all my possessions on my second day in Morocco.

When we arrived on the coast I was overjoyed. The sun danced from the distant waves and the hills turned a beautiful golden brown. When I got to town I immediately headed towards the tourist district. Hustlers tagged me, children followed me and the women glared at me from behind veils. I avoided the insults and offers of the hustlers by continually biting off "I've been here before!" Try it, it works.

When I got to the tourist district, centered around a remarkable tile square with a number of sidewalk cafés and shops, I booked a room at the Hotel Beau Rivage. The Hotel had been suggested by fellow travellers and my Let's Go! guide. The owner was very friendly and I placed an order for a week's stay.

My room was a small clean affair with a lumpy bed and a comfortable desk and chair. The room was far better than anything in Greece or Spain, and a quarter of the price. A fellow tourista commented that the pink walls reminded her of being inside a Pepto-Bismol bottle.

After a brief nap I hid my valuables behind the desk in the corner of the room, and decided to get on the hunt: my cannabis clock was ticking and I couldn't believe that I had been in the country for 24 hours without smoking a damn thing. In the café I let my hair down and tried to look the part of the hungry white dope fiend. I asked a few of my fellow travellers about "smoke", but they didn't seem to have any idea what I was talking about.

Finally, after two peppermint teas and three coffees, I was approached by a friendly Moroccan man who said he would like to smoke a jouen with me. When he pulled out some oversized rolling papers I realized we were about to smoke a spliff. I was ecstatic. Over three weeks without smoking had given me a real lust for the stuff.

As I watched the joint being rolled I was amazed at how much tobacco was being used. Still, I was eager to get high, and when the joint was lit I took long, deep pulls every time it touched my lips. A small, filial crowd gathered around us and I felt like the centre of attention.

However, as a non-nicotine smoker, I also began to feel horribly sick. As the joint came to an end I realized I had to go lie down. I stumbled to my room and flew around in circles on my bed. How ironic, I grumbled, my first night in Morocco and I end up with a tobacco overdose. Bummer!

 

Time Travelling In Morocco

The next day I awoke feeling a lot better and decided that today was THE DAY to find the smoke. I went down to the hotel's cafe and had breakfast with the hotel gang: a nice enough bunch, but uniformly straight.

Finally, I caught the eye of an interesting looking European hustler with snakeskin boots, blond hair and a gold tooth. He must have noticed my impatient manner because he came up to me and said with a smile "Need a smoke?" "Yes" I squeaked, and with that he took me to a store in the Arabic quarter, bought me a pipe and pushed a small hard block into my hand as he whispered "hash." He declined my offers of payment, and walked off after telling me to "be cool."

Elated, I zipped back to my hotel room and prepared to smoke. The pipe I had been given was beautiful. It was about 15 inches long, brightly coloured, with a thin stem and a small ceramic bowl. I later found out that the Moroccans call these pipes sipis.

I lit my first bowl and was instantly floored. The hashish burst my brain like a thousand tiny bubbles. After not smoking for a few weeks my tolerance was down and I was ready to get HIGH. The wonderful North African light shining off the walls and ceilings was infinitely appealing.

I filled another bowl and marvelled at the taste and smell of the hash. It tasted creamy and sweet, as opposed to the acrid, bitter black hash I am used to smoking in Canada. Instead, the hash was blonde-green coloured and quite hard.

A third hit was all I needed. I was filled with creativity and began to write a short story about time travelling in Morocco, using cannabis as the intra-dimensional agent.

 

Blonde Hash & Kif

I spent many happy days in Essouira wandering around the town, drinking steamed peppermint milk (with the leaves still in it), talking to the residents and hanging out in my room. I had a small gas stove with me, so I bought some mint leaves at the market and sat in my room making rounds of tea for the other hotel dwellers.

On my third day in the hotel I met a wonderful Spanish jewelry maker called Jesus. He introduced me to a Moroccan linguistics student called Ali, who introduced me to a reputable cannabis merchant. Before long I was stocked with a nice flat slate of blonde hash and a small bag of kif.

Before going to Morocco I was misinformed that what the Moroccans call kif is the refined product of the screening of cannabis buds until only the THC crystals are left. However, kif actually refers to Moroccan cannabis with the stems and seeds removed. The pure flowering tops are then ground and mixed with strong, black natural tobaccos and smoked in massive amounts: this is called kif.

The end product of the screening of the cannabis buds is known as pollen. This item is very rare in Morocco and unsuspecting tourists are often sold henna-hash (poor quality hash mixed with henna and camel dung) as pollen. True pollen can be recognized as a light, small, sticky chunk of hash-like substance that is quite reflective.

Nevertheless, I soon learned that I preferred the smooth hash to the harsh kif: the kif simply had too much tobacco for me, it made my head reel and my throat wheeze.

 

Castles Made of Sand

As previously mentioned, one of my main reasons for coming to Morocco and to Essouira was to see one of the places that Jimi Hendrix had visited. I have always held a great love for Jimi, he influenced many of my psychedelic experiences and has had an incalculable influence on the drug culture.

One morning I woke up, had my usual sipsi hits before climbing out of bed, packed a day bag, and headed out for a long walk to the much rumored "house of Jeemeee Hienddreex" located in the nearby village of Diabet. As I left the heavily garbaged section of beach near town, I began to feel better and better. As Essouira is often known as "Wind City" there was an assortment of brightly coloured windsurfers skiffing across the bay.

Diabet is located about 2 kilometers from Essouira. The walk is beautiful an endless stretch of golden sand dunes with wind running through one's hair and clothes. In order to smoke a bowl I had to hide from the wind in a depression next to a sand dune. It provided the cover and as I smoked the hash I felt like a Berber staring off into the distance.

Soon I came across what I was looking for, a sand coloured castle melting into the sea. As every Hendrix fan knows, Castles Made of Sand from the groundbreaking 1968 album Axis: Bold as Love is one of Hendrix's most beautiful and opaque songs, drenched in psychedelia and wistful memories. In fact, Hendrix wrote the lyrics in Diabet while he watched over the castle made of sand, melting into the sea. He recorded Axis shortly after leaving Morocco and one can feel the Arabic influence in some portions of the album.

As the castle sits crumbling into the ocean, about 30 feet from the shore, I decided to observe its countenance from the vantage point of a standing 16th Century Sultan's palace, which sits back from the dunes about 200 feet from the sea. I climbed onto one of the castle's ruined balconies and prepared to do some more bowls and toast the legend of Jimi Hendrix.

I was just lighting up when a young Moroccan popped up onto the balcony and asked the eternal Essouira question, "Do you want to see Jeemee Heeendrix's house?" "Sure" I said. The fellow seemed friendly enough. As I looked towards Diabet I said, "Just let me finish my pipe." With that the young man pulled out a large vial of smoky translucent liquid. My heart leapt!

The Moroccan showed me what looked like incredible hashish oil and said reverently, "Me father make it." He proceeded to roll a jouen. We smoked it staring out into the bay and onto the beautiful castle melting into the sea. Aching though my consciousness were Hendrix's strange "G" chords: the gulls careened around us and our souls flew together. Brothers of the herb, Citizens of the Universe, flying on the mothership connection.

 

Quixotic Moroccan Hospitality

After visiting Jimi Hendrix's old residence, (which turned out to be a rather uninteresting adobe-style first floor walk up) we returned to Essouira. I told my friend that I wanted to buy some hash and we headed towards the Arab quarter. We entered a small café and he sat down with a group of his cronies.

I took a look around- no tourists here, all Moroccans. I felt slightly paranoid, as if I was walking into a setup. My fear only increased when an ounce of weed was poured onto the table from a large brown bag and cleaned right then and there. I kept glancing at the door looking for the Moroccan police and a place to drop the hash that sat nervously in my waist pouch.

When a large joint was rolled and passed around the café my heart started to pound. However, when everybody in the café had a toke and began to smile I knew I was safe and merely the recipient of some quixotic, but friendly, Moroccan hospitality.

 

Flying to the Moon with Jesus

I stayed another two weeks in Essouira. I grew accustomed to the standard Moroccan sales pitch, the charming line, "Do you want to fly to the moon?" I did, of course. I spent most nights horizontal on the hotel roof, smoking hash with Jesus, talking philosophy and politics, and watching the stars perform lazy spirals in the sky.

Highlights of my stay included the feast of Abraham, the wonderful peppermint tea and the company of the Moroccan people. I grew to love their whitewashed homes, hidden courtyards and the early morning calls from the Mosques. Still, as I thumbed through the guide book, I began to feel it was time to move on. I was intrigued by a town that other travellers could not stop talking about: Chefchaouen. Chefchaouen, or "Chaouen" as it is known in Morocco, is described by Harvard University's Let's Go! guide in the following manner: "If you love rolling your own, you'll love Chefchaouen." I had to go.

So, I gave away my pipe and hash and got on the bus back to Marrakesh. It is a good idea not to carry the sacrament between towns in Morocco. Although I escaped unscathed and unbothered, I was often told that the police had many road blocks to seek out European drug smugglers. I didn't see any, but the paranoid air in some of the bus stations led me to believe that the danger was real.

 

Tripping on the Arabesques

It took me two days to get to Chefchaouen. I saw Casablanca through the train window and got mildly lost in the sights and smells of the ancient city of Fez. Chefchaoun is rumored to be "The Dope Town" of Morocco. It is located high in the Rif Mountains, one of the biggest hashish producing areas of the planet.

The nearby city of Ketama, however, is the real centre of the Moroccan cannabis trade. Here are the two ton presses and the Moroccan mobsters in their rusty Mercedes' and cheap 70's leisure suits. Young hippy types like me are not allowed in Ketama; only the big guys with a lot of money. Instead the tourists are restricted to the Chefchaouen area, where the Moroccan government seems content to let them get as stoned as they want, as long as it is not in public, or at least too public. Those that have visited Amsterdam will note that Ketama is also the name given to the superior quality Moroccan hash found in Dutch coffee shops.

I was in love with Chefchaouen as soon as I arrived. From the vantage point of the hotel rooftops, I could see the cannabis plants growing in the distance.

Chefchaouen seemed like a place out of time. It had only been discovered by Europeans in the late 1920's, and it retains cobblestone streets, narrow alleyways, ancient Medina and oil lamps. Until the 1940's a boys market was a prominent feature of the town. The hotels exuded a friendly, funky vibe and had left over hippie posters from the 70's on the wall: lots of rainbows, longhairs and upbeat colours.

As well as its hash, Morocco is also famous for its beautiful arabesques: intricately latticed designs which lace the walls of public buildings and some private homes. The Islamic religion does not permit the depiction of God in works of art (unlike Christianity), as a result, Moroccan Muslims portray God in an abstract way. Chefchaouen features a number of wonderful arabesques: they are fantastic when tripping or stoned.

 

Freaks among the Jawas

I was burned on some fake hash when I first arrived in Chefchaouen. A quick lesson in the fact that Moroccan Northerners are not as friendly as those from the South. The hash was a crumbly mixture of real hash, henna, camel dung and dirt. It gave off a foul smell when lit and had a rather noxious effect. I smoked a few ill-tasting bowls and retired in a bit of a huff.

When I awoke the next day I found the town in the midst of a deluge. The streets had turned to mud and the Moroccan men were uniformly dressed in Jelhabas, brown, hooded cloaks that made them look like Jawas from Star Wars.

I decided to walk around and try and pump some information from a fellow gringo. I asked where I could purchase kif and he pointed to a café in the main square. I went in and sat down with a group of young Germans. We shared travel stories over mint tea and ate some of the delicious Moroccan baked goods.

I asked them about buying some "smoke" and they referred me to a young, unshaven Moroccan. I sat down next to him, and, as is the scoring ritual in Morocco, bought him peppermint tea. He proceeded to sell me a chunk of heady blonde hash and a strong bag of kif.

Following the purchase the Germans and I went back to their hotel room. It turned out that they were Deadheads and were pleased that I too was a fully indoctrinated member of the Grateful Dead cult. We listened to my live Dead tapes and a copious amount of Frank Zappa and European techno music. As the young longhairs gathered around the candle to share the sacred smoke, I had the feeling that the freak legacy had not left Morocco. In fact, it was alive and well.

 

As Allah Wills

I couldn't stay in Chefchaouen as long as I wanted . Had I stayed any longer I would have paid to have a tour of the pot fields, but the rumours of machine guns and tourist ripoffs made me a little wary about getting too far out of town. The mountainous position of the town affords wonderful vistas of the lush Rif Mountains. I met a number of very friendly and literate Moroccans in Chefchaouen.

I also met a number of hardcore partyers. People smoked more in Chefchaouen than any other place in Morocco. In addition to the Germans, I met three really cool women from England. They had the biggest chunk of hash I had ever seen and were smoking it like it had never been in style. Most afternoons were spent getting stoned on the rocks near a waterfall.

Once one had spent a couple of nights in town the hustling began to lessen and the conmen and dealers began to leave one alone. In fact, the three English women enjoyed taunting the Moroccan men with false affections.

It was disappointing to leave Morocco. I felt like I could stay for months. One of the only annoying factors of life in Morocco was the insane worship of King Hassan II, the latest incarnation of the 400 year old patriarchal hereditary dynasty that has ruled Morocco with an iron fist. I saw Hassan's picture everywhere in hotels, taxis, restaurants, trains, and even bathrooms. I saw pictures of Hassan swimming, playing tennis, posing with two cherubic sons and even Hassan in a fringed leather jacket and sunglasses.

I admit that sometimes I felt a little guilty drawing on my long stemmed sipis while observing the poverty and the constant sexism of the Moroccan men. Still, most Moroccans were fairly liberal, and many were absolutely incredible people. They are very heartfelt and are possessed of an earthy, genuine spirituality. When they smoke cannabis they sweat, drink tea and declare that Allah has entered the room and that the future is I'Shallah: as Allah wills.

As one sips on "Moroccan Whiskey" (peppermint tea while indulging in a cannabis sesh), it becomes easier to be sympathetic to Islam, that there is "only one God and his name is Allah". There is a distinct Moroccan sensibility that is felt throughout the land.

 

An Ass Full of Hash

Before leaving Morocco my good sense triumphed over my cannabis-loving sensibilities. I thought about smuggling a tiny amount of hash out of the country to keep me company in Europe. Other travellers told me that the best way to do it was to make small olivepit size lumps of hash and cover them in cellophane. Then burn the cellophane with a lighter to seal the hash. Repeat this process with each lump of hash, covering each piece in two pieces of burned cellophane. Then place them into your ass.

I was afraid of shitting the hash out, or of getting it lodged up my ass, so I decided to try sticking a condom-covered lump of hash up my ass. I tried the maneuver and felt very awkward. The lump of hash scraped against the insides of my ass and I felt increasingly uncomfortable.

I decided to take the lump out. This was a taxing, sort of embarrassing procedure in which I had to dig a bit with my finger to get it out. I washed the condom, washed my hands, took off the cellophane and aired out the hash. I gave the hash to the English the night before I left and headed back to Tangier.

 

Smuggling out Memories

The ferry ride back to Morocco was fairly uneventful. I saw the rock of Gibraltar and wished that I was still in Morocco. I managed to meet a young German with massive dreadlocks and a tanned face. He offered to give me a ride in his van to Portugal. Since I was headed to Portugal I decided that this was a kind offer.

We crossed over into Spain in a multicoloured 1970's van that was slightly crushed after an accident in Morocco. It felt odd to be answering the typical border question "Do you have any hashisha?" with an honest "No". The risk was not worth it, but we could have gotten away with pounds. Still, I smuggled out my memories of my adventures in the transgressive zone of international cannabis use. I felt I had touched the legacy of the Beat Generation, Burrough's interzone where anything can happen, magic fills the air, and the spirits are introduced to all.

I'shalla.